Posted 4 days ago
  1. me: *walks up to a group of middle schoolers skateboarding*
  2. me: lemme show you a trick or two
  3. middle schoolers: *hand me a board*
  4. me: this one's called stealing
  5. me: *runs away with it*
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make-it-rainicorn:

I made my friend into Helga Pataki from Hey Arnold today.

Job well done, self… Job well done.

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sextradite:

ridge:

IM REALLY TIRED OF PARENTS THINKING THAT EVERYONE ON THE INTERNET IS A PREDATOR 

ikr wanna meet up and talk about it so where do you live?

Posted 4 days ago

galaxys4:

darn it i just saw a private part on the internet

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dumb ass loaf of bread

dumb ass loaf of bread

(Source: vinescope.com)